Last updated: 11/29/25
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This is a catalog of my collection of various things, including retro video games, computers, movies, etc.
Satellite of Love (known as Simulator of Love in my test partition) is my current laptop, a 14" M4 MacBook Pro. I've always been curious about switching to a Mac, but the sheer awfulness of Windows 11 combined with Windows 10 going EOL convinced me to take the plunge. While it tragically doesn't run Asahi Linux (yet), due to that project currently only supporting the M1 and M2 chips, I find this an okay trade-off as I've grown to like macOS and needed a commercial OS that could reliably run the latest version of the Adobe suite. As someone coming from a gaming laptop, I appreciate its lightweightedness, battery life, and quietness, with insane performance to boot. It even runs Windows games fairly well thanks to the Game Porting Toolkit.
Serenity is my former main laptop, in service from 2019 to 2025. An absolute beast, it unwaveringly carried me through high school and the beginning of my YouTube channel. Its NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 proved more than capable of not only gaming, but also video editing and CGI, which I was starting to get into at the time. It also saw the beginning of my on-and-off relationship with Linux. I must have reinstalled the OS on this thing every few months (at least), and have designed an absurd amount of Windows and Linux setups with it. It held on for dear life until February 2025, when the lid declared independence and was no longer usable as a laptop.
Despite retiring as my main system, she's still going strong, now being used as a Plex media server, DVD/Blu-ray ripper/encoder, gaming PC, and iPod jukebox. After upgrading to my MacBook Pro, I plugged Serenity into the TV, where it happily sits to this day.
Click here to see all of my setups on this machine...
Deep Space 98 is my custom retro battlestation, dual-booting Windows 98 SE and Windows 2000. I spent a year building this beautifully hot mess and continue to have a toxic (but positive) relationship with it to this very day. With its 1.26 GHz Pentium III, 512 MB of RAM, and its 3dfx Voodoo3 2000, it runs late '90s and early '00s PC games like a beast. It was tailor-made for Windows 98, also allowing it to run DOS games and software from the '80s and '90s. I made a number of ridiculous mistakes building this thing (as it was my first time building a PC), but it all paid off in the end. It remains my favorite machine for both classic PC gaming and unspeakable experiments.
Jackie, presumably named after its former owner and shown sitting on an iHome iBTW39, is my iPod Classic and primary music player. I absolutely love this thing. As of right now, my local music library is sitting at 8,195 songs, all of which fit snugly in its 120 GB hard drive. I find I've been listening to music more often now that I have a dedicated device for it.
More Colorful, my iPhone 5c, shown alongside my 4s, is my secondary music player. It only has 16 GB of storage, but it is an excellent little music streaming device. I mostly use it with my Plex server now that Spotify has dropped support for iOS 10. I will always miss the days of small smartphones, but those are becoming more and more difficult to find nowadays.
The Metal Sandwich, my iPhone 4s, is my tertiary media player and personal favorite iOS jailbreaking device. Despite its busted battery, it's still in decent condition and runs the fabled iOS 6.1.3, the last version with the classic skeuomorphic UI and a favorite among the jailbreaking community. I love playing old mobile games on this guy, including Temple Run and Minecraft: Pocket Edition.
The USS Enterprise is my current phone, a 64 GB iPhone 11. I'll be honest, this thing is nearing its planned obsolesence stage of life, but it served me well since 2021.
The Dankphone is my old phone, a 32 GB iPhone 7, named such due to my obsession with DankPods at the time. I will say that the iPhone 7 is not the best of iPhone models in my opinion, as it never had spectacular battery life and the haptic home button always felt off to me. And the lack of a headphone jack, of course. Despite all that, I have fond memories of it as my first phone. I always had about 9 full home screen pages of games installed. Fun times.
The collection, as of June 2025
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